Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks.
Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.
Q: Why is the railroad angry?
A: Because people are always crossing it!
Q: Why can't the engineer be electrocuted?
A: Because he's not a conductor!
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