Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Vur-ti-kuh-l

Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.

How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks.

Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.

Q: Why is the railroad angry? 
A: Because people are always crossing it!

Q: Why can't the engineer be electrocuted? 
A: Because he's not a conductor! 





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